1. You don't go for 8 weeks and NEVER wash or brush your hair

2. Your hairdresser doesn't have to carry you back and forth, kicking and screaming to the sink.

3. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears.

4. Your hair dresser doesn't remove the boggies from your eyes.

5.You sit still. You don't bite and scratch your hair dresser.

6.You don't decide to do an Operatic Solo at the top of your lungs and encourage all other patrons to join in.

7. The likelihood of you peeing or pooping while your hair is being cut is slim.

8. Your hairdresser only cuts the hair on your head.

9. Your hair doesn't include a manicure and pedicure.

10. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a bath.

11. You don't try to hump the hairdresser.

12. Your hairdresser does not remove fleas or ticks.

13. Your hairdresser doesn't brush your teeth.

14. Your hairdresser doesn't wash your butt.

15. Your hairdresser doesn't have to shave between your toes.

16. Drying  your hair doesn't blow hair around and get on everything.

17. Your hairdresser doesn't have to pluck the hair from your ears.

18.Your hairdresser doesn't have to interrupt your cut to clean up another client's accident

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